Okay you pitiful old lot !, that was a dismal effort , you should be flogged with wet fish then rolled in the dried poo of a hippo !.
Here it was quite easy really....
Okay for those who gave up !
First clue was....
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"I travel a lot but Virtually
Out on the Net the whole world you can see
Look for my place on a web site
Where many travellers do go
To tell of their travels joys or woe"
ANSWER:....
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If I travel virtually so what am I?, ........A VIRTUAL TOURIST!.
What's a place on the web ?, ..............A WEB SITE!.
So add two and two:.......... ..WWW.VIRTUALTOURIST.COM !!
Look for my place there..........do a Search for my name and you will get my page with the next clue on it.
SECOND CLUE ...
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A farm called #### not far from me
in the county of Dorset on the Net it will be
Look for his place right here on the web
Then find the 9 stones, 11.9 miles it said
get only the coordinates put them together in a row
Then type them in and off you go !
Your answer will be:
www.geocities.com/*theanswer*
(to help take only the decimal points and spaces out of the answer leave all else in it)
THE ANSWER:
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What is a farm called #### ?.......#### FARM OF COURSE !
Where is it........................In the county of Dorset like it say's
Look for this place on the Net.....what will you be looking for then ?, #### FARM ON THE NET
Which simply means.................WWW.HELLFARM.COM !
If you looked on that site you would find on the P.O.I page the 9 stones ancient circle, the coordinates of which are n50.42.736 w2.33.136
remove the spaces and dots like it said and add them to the part URL given which would have given you the location of the next clue which was.....
http://www.geocities.com/n5042736w233136/
THIRD CLUE:
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"One more step you must take
She has same name but is a fake
This "Asian Model" that you see
Give her vital statistics to me"
ANSWER:
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She has same name but is a fake........same name would be vanessa mae or "what are we winning here"...CHEN MEI .
She is a fake........................she is not the REAL chen mei!
This asian model............... Well duhh, she is an asian model.
So go do a search on the web for chen mei asian model and you would in no time at all come up with WWW.ASIANMODEL.NET and the model chen mei who is on there !, in fact it comes up on the first page of a google search !.
http://www.asianmodel.net/mei-chen.htm
"As an extra clue she sits on chairs times three"..to make sure you had the right model and site the three pictures on her page are ALL of her sitting in chairs !, at the top of that page the only wiriting is her vital statistics
5'7" . 34C - 28 - 36
mail them to me YOU WIN !!
EASY
edited P.S if I told people that the vanessa mae fan board censored the name of my mates FARM as a vulgarity they would think all VM fans idiots...you need to sort that filter out a bit i think.!!
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Rijko, what i the E-mail for VM's managment ?, IO will offer it to them as a mirror or something.
IAN
QUIZ OVER !, put yourself out of your miser here
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Well, when I searched Google for #### Farm, that dot com site doesn't even show. So, it's pretty worthless for a clue. So is it's GPS coordinates.
As previously mentioned in a PM, http://www.streetmap.co.uk/ (which can be found on Google)
Nine Stones shows as:
Nine Stones
361500E 90500N
N50:42:47 W2:32:47
50.712848
-2.546661
I spent 3 hours finding these, and then wasted my time at geocities trying to string them together different ways.
There is a debate about GPS coordinates here. Since I can't go Dorset with a GPS device ... I think this clue is worthless again.
BTW - there is no search engine at asianmodel.net; plus the dot com site is nothing but porn. Toss in the possibility of finding mei-chen from Chen Mei ...
Next time, put yourself in a third party POV and try solving your clues with resources at hand.
Sorry to tick you off by not really wanting to win. I wanted a mental challenge, not something unsolvable. Then there is the insult for not solving this ...
As previously mentioned in a PM, http://www.streetmap.co.uk/ (which can be found on Google)
Nine Stones shows as:
Nine Stones
361500E 90500N
N50:42:47 W2:32:47
50.712848
-2.546661
I spent 3 hours finding these, and then wasted my time at geocities trying to string them together different ways.
There is a debate about GPS coordinates here. Since I can't go Dorset with a GPS device ... I think this clue is worthless again.
BTW - there is no search engine at asianmodel.net; plus the dot com site is nothing but porn. Toss in the possibility of finding mei-chen from Chen Mei ...
Next time, put yourself in a third party POV and try solving your clues with resources at hand.
Sorry to tick you off by not really wanting to win. I wanted a mental challenge, not something unsolvable. Then there is the insult for not solving this ...
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WOW, i don't think I have heard so many excuses. Joe mate what are you talking about ?, you dont have to go there with a GPS , the blo.ody answer is right in your face, www.hellfarm.com works fine I am looking at it right now, the clue is pretty #### simple,
" A farm called H.E.L.L not far from me
in the county of Dorset on the Net it will be
Look for his place right here on the web
Then find the 9 stones, 11.9 miles it said
get only the coordinates put them together in a row
Then type them in and off you go ".
"A FARM CALLED ####", now what is that I wonder?..
...it wouldn't be pork sausage farm would it ?,
could it be a place called fartdust farm ?
now surely it could not be "H.E.L.L. FARM" could it, no that's far too difficult for ANYBODY on the planet to work out and there is no clues what so ever in that clue that it's called #### farm is there ?. Of course I know you told me that it is "ONTHE NET" but I would NEVER in a million years think of looking at HEL.LFARM.COM, that's not a place on the Net is it ?. No I would much rather be looking at porn sites instead:-)?.
Once there the rest would have been obvious, the GPS coords are written there on that website as plain as day, the clue tells you to remove the dots and spaces from them and there you are..why would you need a bloody GPS over here to find that when they are written on the web site?.
If your looking for a mental challenge why stick to doing EVERYTHING in google and not boethering to think differently?, you was told to think laterally and if you had you would have seen the blatantly obvious clues within the clues themselves, besides you pm'd me and told me you found the first one easily !!?,
As for Chen mei, a simple google search would have revealed chen mei at asianmodel.net on the first page of any search that you put anything like "chen mei asian model" in , just open your eyes and look down the page a bit...SIMPLE!.
dot com site nothing but porn ?, where the h.e.l.l have you been going Joe mate, there is no porn on any sites I used thank you.
As for the first clue I cannot underastand how most did not even get that, christ it's written almost FULLY in the clue !!.
Rijko, nobody won it, because some of the people who entered did not either want it or cannot afford another domain or whatever, why bloody enter then and possibly cock it up for someone who does, bunch of bloody donoughts the lot of ya.
Nothing worse than a sore looser.
IAN K.
" A farm called H.E.L.L not far from me
in the county of Dorset on the Net it will be
Look for his place right here on the web
Then find the 9 stones, 11.9 miles it said
get only the coordinates put them together in a row
Then type them in and off you go ".
"A FARM CALLED ####", now what is that I wonder?..
...it wouldn't be pork sausage farm would it ?,
could it be a place called fartdust farm ?
now surely it could not be "H.E.L.L. FARM" could it, no that's far too difficult for ANYBODY on the planet to work out and there is no clues what so ever in that clue that it's called #### farm is there ?. Of course I know you told me that it is "ONTHE NET" but I would NEVER in a million years think of looking at HEL.LFARM.COM, that's not a place on the Net is it ?. No I would much rather be looking at porn sites instead:-)?.
Once there the rest would have been obvious, the GPS coords are written there on that website as plain as day, the clue tells you to remove the dots and spaces from them and there you are..why would you need a bloody GPS over here to find that when they are written on the web site?.
If your looking for a mental challenge why stick to doing EVERYTHING in google and not boethering to think differently?, you was told to think laterally and if you had you would have seen the blatantly obvious clues within the clues themselves, besides you pm'd me and told me you found the first one easily !!?,
As for Chen mei, a simple google search would have revealed chen mei at asianmodel.net on the first page of any search that you put anything like "chen mei asian model" in , just open your eyes and look down the page a bit...SIMPLE!.
dot com site nothing but porn ?, where the h.e.l.l have you been going Joe mate, there is no porn on any sites I used thank you.
As for the first clue I cannot underastand how most did not even get that, christ it's written almost FULLY in the clue !!.
Rijko, nobody won it, because some of the people who entered did not either want it or cannot afford another domain or whatever, why bloody enter then and possibly cock it up for someone who does, bunch of bloody donoughts the lot of ya.
Nothing worse than a sore looser.
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As I said, the hellfarm.com doesn't show on Google first few pages. "www.hellbarn.co.uk/location.htm" does, but I already PM'd you on this.
As soon as I sent my discovered GPS coordinates to you, you should have confirmed that hellfarm.com coordinates were actual.
BTW, searching google with ["ian koenig" home page] finds "virtual tourist" on page 1.
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Hey Ian, here's a quiz for you. I offer nothing as a prize. Oh, feel free to use Google, it can be found here.
Thomas came to the valley for rememberance. I spent a minute or two with him.
See if you can provide a URL with what I am talking about.
As soon as I sent my discovered GPS coordinates to you, you should have confirmed that hellfarm.com coordinates were actual.
BTW, searching google with ["ian koenig" home page] finds "virtual tourist" on page 1.
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Hey Ian, here's a quiz for you. I offer nothing as a prize. Oh, feel free to use Google, it can be found here.
Thomas came to the valley for rememberance. I spent a minute or two with him.
See if you can provide a URL with what I am talking about.
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You have just answered one thing then, you found virtual tourist easy SO WHAT'S THE KIN' PROBLEM", obviously that was easy , yes?., in fact you not only have contradicted yourself but you have just shown how bloody easy it was because even I did not realise my virtual tourist page came up on a google search like that !.
YOU SAID:
" As I said, the hellfarm.com doesn't show on Google first few pages. "www.hellbarn.co.uk/location.htm" does, but I already PM'd you on this. As soon as I sent my discovered GPS coordinates to you, you should have confirmed that hellfarm.com coordinates were actual. "
"NO", why should I have, that would have been totally unfair on anyone else taking part, if you had it right you would have seen the next clue , why should you be told and nobody else , also H.E.L.L barn is not H.E.L.L farm is it ?, does it say h.e.l.l 'kin barn ?, no it said VERY clearly H.E.L.L FARM !
What an idiot !, now you try and get all shitty because you didnt win a quiz the prize for which you didn't even want. 'KIN PRAT !
What porn I ask you for a SECOND time are you talking about? , there is no porn and that sounds like a sore loosing pillock who tries to stir up shit now because you got the hump through being beaten.
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YOU SAID:
" As I said, the hellfarm.com doesn't show on Google first few pages. "www.hellbarn.co.uk/location.htm" does, but I already PM'd you on this. As soon as I sent my discovered GPS coordinates to you, you should have confirmed that hellfarm.com coordinates were actual. "
"NO", why should I have, that would have been totally unfair on anyone else taking part, if you had it right you would have seen the next clue , why should you be told and nobody else , also H.E.L.L barn is not H.E.L.L farm is it ?, does it say h.e.l.l 'kin barn ?, no it said VERY clearly H.E.L.L FARM !
What an idiot !, now you try and get all shitty because you didnt win a quiz the prize for which you didn't even want. 'KIN PRAT !
What porn I ask you for a SECOND time are you talking about? , there is no porn and that sounds like a sore loosing pillock who tries to stir up shit now because you got the hump through being beaten.
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It never had relevance to VM to begin with.
As for closing the discussion (which won't be happening anyway), allow one more person's response after this.
For me, I will not discuss it further. This includes all comments made in this post.
Since I was asked, I was referring to another asian model domain name that might have been accessed in mistake of the one Mei Chen appears. No further information will be provided.
As for closing the discussion (which won't be happening anyway), allow one more person's response after this.
For me, I will not discuss it further. This includes all comments made in this post.
Since I was asked, I was referring to another asian model domain name that might have been accessed in mistake of the one Mei Chen appears. No further information will be provided.
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I think you was born a twat Joe mate, the quiz was for the vanessa mae's chinese name CHEN MEI, so now you are saying that this was never anything to do with her in the first place are you?. I guess you will be writing her a letter telling her that her name actually has nothing to do with her then ?
and it would appear by what you no dobt begrudginly declare that it was YOU who screwed up the domain hunt and wasted time looking at some porn site but in your haste to blame everyone else you missed the fact that it was YOUR mistake and not the quiz or me.
So shut your hole moron unless you have something CORRECT to say for a change !
SORE LOOSER !
ik
and it would appear by what you no dobt begrudginly declare that it was YOU who screwed up the domain hunt and wasted time looking at some porn site but in your haste to blame everyone else you missed the fact that it was YOUR mistake and not the quiz or me.
So shut your hole moron unless you have something CORRECT to say for a change !
SORE LOOSER !
ik